I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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