he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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