uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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