His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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