I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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