idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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