We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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