She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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