Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I stole a fireplace last night.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Randomize
