i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Randomize
