Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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