oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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