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(810): View more from Michigan

My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.

(1-810): View more from Michigan

either way. win, win.

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(574): View more from Indiana

My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.

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(703): View more from Virginia

had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level

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(540): View more from Virginia

'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"

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(647): View more from Ontario

bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.

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(903): View more from Texas

Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.

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(616): View more from Michigan

what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?

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i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!

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(364): View more from Kentucky

Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.

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