We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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