dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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