So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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