Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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