Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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