i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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