It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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