LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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