we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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