the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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