Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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