Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
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