Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
So much rum. So many feels.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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