Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm drive I can fine osifer
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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