I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Randomize
