Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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