She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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