u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
They have beer where we have blood.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
