Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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