I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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