If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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