My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She swung at the pinata with crutches
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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