I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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