tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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