Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
