you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
ttyl tear gas
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Two words: nipple clamps
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