I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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