They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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