Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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