So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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