you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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