Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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