you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
