so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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