All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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