I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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