I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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