that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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