I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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