i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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