Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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