I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
His nipple licking is glorious
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