No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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