You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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