Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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